Author: zenrules

Defence Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Old Lady:
I am 94 years old.

Defence Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Continue reading “Little old lady in court”

An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading a tired old mule. Continue reading “The old-timer”

You gotta love Robin Williams……. Continue reading “The Robin Williams plan for world peace”

Iranian president Mahmud Ahmadinejad calls President Obama Continue reading “Diplomacy at a high level”

But it beats dying young! Continue reading “Old age ain’t for wimps”

Three Irishmen Continue reading “Irish story”

In a criminal justice system based on 12 individuals not smart enough to get out of jury duty, here is a jury to be proud of: Continue reading “Jury service”

In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin, and very proud of it. Continue reading “The Elderly Irish Virgin”

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

“Mum” he asked, “are these my brains?”

“Not yet,” she replied.