Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, were reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. Continue reading “Pride in our kids…”
Author: tocino
Scousers Join Ferrari.
“The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.”
This announcement followed Ferrari’s decision to take advantage of the British government’s ‘Work for your Dole’ scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters. Continue reading “Scousers Join Ferrari.”
A Pictorial Joke
How to tell the sex of a fly.
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. Continue reading “How to tell the sex of a fly.”
You gotta laugh.
A couple of things made me laugh today. The first this news item from South Africa:-
“Sheryl Cwele, the wife of South Africa’s intelligence minister, has been sentenced to 12 years in jail for drug trafficking.”
“Opposition parties have called for Mr Cwele to step down, arguing that if he is not aware of his wife’s illegal activities, he should no longer be in charge of the country’s intelligence-gathering.” 🙂
The other, was whilst walking the dogs in the park, I met a guy with one of these cradled in his arms. He was feeding it dandelion leaves I think. Good job the dogs didn’t spot it. 🙂
Good old Mac
‘Is this paradise where I get my 72 virgins and a palace?
There will always be one.
Millions of images and then you get one like this.
🙂
The Bronze Rat.
A tourist walked into a Brighton curio/antique shop.
After looking around for a while, he noticed a very life-like bronze statue of a rat.
It had no price tag, but it was so striking that he decided to buy it anyway. Continue reading “The Bronze Rat.”
The Wall
A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. Continue reading “The Wall”
“The Future Kings Cup”
If you’ve made it this far, you, like us, are looking to remember (or not) the Royal Wedding as a truly messy occassion. The only things required are something to drink and a jug that shall be known as “The Future Kings Cup” the use of this will become clear later, although I’m sure the more experienced amongst you will be aware of its purpose. The rules are as follows (they may ocassionally enconter something of a restructuring to make them more intelligble or generally better), although as it stands they are incomplete, which means I need your suggestions to make this the best damn day it can be… Continue reading ““The Future Kings Cup””
Boadicea's Chariot 
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