Life’s little inconveniences.

I had to go to a meeting in a hotel downtown yesterday. I went to take the lift, and there was a sign saying:

Attention: Dogs must be carried.

Couldn’t find one anywhere, so I walked up 15 flights…

The latest from Whacko Jako

Araminta

This comes after due reconsideration of your second paragraph; you deserve a better answer because you are one of only a very small number of people [and please, this is not just to flatter you] with a sufficiently clear and logical mind to understand and analyze the situation.

Boadicea never owned the Site that you refer to because Bravo fully owns it already. Bearsy lost control over the Site after Bravo’s very first Post; both of them will of course deny this but when it got through to Bearsy he “passed ownership” to Boadicea; that was just in name, however. Bearsy “wanted out” but had to save face; so they did it this way.

Bravo effectively controls the Site already and it is only a matter of time before Boadicea goes.

I reckon I can prove this to you if you are interested. Do let me know.

Meantime go well.

So, Boa, now you know. Although you think you are in control of your own blog, but, really, the evil Svengali has it in my clutches. And whacko Jakoo is going to prove it to Araminta. I’m sure we’re all waiting with bated breath.

Araminta, do stop winding these people up, there’s a nice lady.

September

Let us not forget the children of Beslan, killed in a muslim terrorist attack 6 years ago yesterday. And in seven days time it is, of course, the 9th of September. Just two examples of the numberless violent attacks carried out by muslim terrorists across the world. Just this month, five hundred and fifty-five people have been killed by muslim terrorists.

Remember!

What a couple of days!

From 39 for 5 to … whatever the score is when Trott gets his double century. What a shame though that that spell of four for nought in eight balls by a young man of only 18 has been wasted. Young Amir deserved better support.

Whacko of the Year

I fail to see how this whacko could be surpassed this year:

A soldier who lost a leg fighting the Taliban was told he didn’t qualify for a disabled parking badge because he might “get better”.

The 27-year old, whose heart stopped twice when he injured in Afghanistan, has now had more than £800 in parking fines for leaving his car in disabled bays.

I give you, the whacko of the year, Nottinghamshire County Council Service Director, Mr Paul McKay, who said ‘We will urgently assess whether Mr Lee meets the eligibility criteria for a disabled parking badge as laid down by the Department of Transport. We will progress this matter as quickly as possible.’