Jurgen, Jurgen, don’t you stop (to the tune of ‘Horsey, horsey’)
While your fans up on the Kop
Like your grinning when you’re winning
Jurgen Jurgen Jurgen Klopp
and
All the referees are mad (to the tune of ‘Eviva espagna’ even though he’s Portuguese)
Says Jose Mourinho
Arsene Wenger’s just as bad
Says Jose Mourinho
They just love him in The Shed
Their Jose Mourinho
Even if he fires the Med
Their Jose Mourinho
I’m so special, I’m the one
Says Jose Mourinho
No one tells him when he’s done
That Jose Mourinho
Boadicea's Chariot 
Why not have a go with the manager you love to hate?
Pellegrini? Pasta, sir?
Guardiola? Must be cheese.
Monk and Pardew? Lawyers both?
And Pulis?…….
Over to you.
Sports leave me at a loss,
not that I really give a toss.
For whatever one hankers,
there are overpaid athletic wankers.
I can’t be asked,
this fact can’t be masked.
Thanks anyway, C! 😜
Football also leaves me cold
It’s only for poofs or so I’m told
Rugby is for the real men
Footballers can’t even count to ten
In rugby, players are educated
And are far more dedicated.
Gaz, indeed. A gentlemen’s game played by yobs and a yobs’ game played by gents! Or so I’ve heard! Give us a pome about rugby refs then! 😊
I hate Joubert
I hate Joubert
Sucks to you
Sucks to you
Deserving Jocks he was agin
Costing them a certain win
Boo oo oo
Boo oo oo
No need to name the tune, I trust.
Nice one, frere Sipu! 🎶
To the tune of “Bobby Shaftoe’s gone to sea”
Fergie’s in retirement now
Lots of laurels on his brow.
No more touchline tantrums now.
Glad we’re shot of Fergie.
Thank you for your song, Sipu.
Two genuine ones from the 60s/early70s on The Kop
To the tune of The Dambusters’ March
We all hate Leeds and Leeds
And Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds
And Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds
And Leeds and @!?*ing Leeds.
(Repeat)
Think of Land of Hope and Glory
We hate Nottingham Forest,
We hate Everton too.
We hate City and United,
But Liverpool, we love you.
From the same era, a smartarse in the stands trying to look like he belonged, “Oh, I say, who’s the referee today?” A world-weary Scouse replied, “The one in the black suit, son.”
OZ
Oh, and another one from when Man Ure came to Anfield just after Eric Cantona was charged for drop-kicking a gobby opposition supporter (the only recorded case of when the sh*t really did hit the fan :-D) and was facing a possible jail sentence, “Ooh, aah pri-son-er, we say ooh aah pri-son-ah!”
OZ
😀😂
Oz: smiley thing!