We all use wellingtons, cardigans and hoovers; we bowdlerise and boycott; and use spoonerisms and malapropisms.
Now’s your chance to sanctify somebody you love or hate or simply ignore. Use a name to capture their essential qualities.
I’ll start you off, with a couple of shoe-ins:
A pompous bullying bore: a clarkson.
A mendacious hypocritical self-seeker: a blair.
To piggy-back and exploit another’s success: to hillary.
To get out of jail free: to oscar.
Over to you, coiners!