After a bit of prodding, we have a decent set of pomes to pontificate over.
Gazoopi: Troubled by rain and whoopee cushions, Nice
Janus: A very clever acrostic rather spoilt by a later mention of morris dancing. Minus 29 points straight away 🙂
Bilby: Some very clever wordplay and an interesting take on Whoopee.
Araminta: Some very eloquent words about writer’s block 🙂
So, with all the entries at a high level, I think the worthy winner is Bilby. Over to you……..