Quote from the DT comments section-
The doctor said I should watch what I eat-
So I bought tickets to the Grand National.
Best Horse Joke So Far
Quote from the DT comments section-
The doctor said I should watch what I eat-
So I bought tickets to the Grand National.
Boadicea's Chariot 
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🙂 🙂
(You have email too)
OZ
Cheers OZ.
I must admit I laughed long and loud at that one. But then I never got ‘sold the pup’, (or ate it!)
best I have heard so far: “I am so hungry, I could eat a beef lasagne!”
You are Chuck Norris and I claim my £5.
OZ
Red Rum never tasted so fine.
It would seem that the problem with processed food is that it contains excessive ampunts of shergar…
They asked me if I wanted anything on my beefburger so I said “Yes, I’ll have ten bob each way”
As the man from the Leicester car park is alleged to have said, ‘Lasagne, lasagne, my kingdom for some lasagne.’