We hovercrafted over to France
This was an end of term school trip
Having a right merry song and dance
We were going to let it all rip
We didn’t discover America
That had already been done
We discovered something better than America
This was a continent of fun
We regaled the females with patter
We wooed them with bouquets
They were easy to flatter
The dames of Le Touquet
And then someone suggested motor biking
Round the dunes of the sands
A good idea if that’s to your liking
Me, I like my feet on the lands
Nevertheless I gave my partner a performance
The equal of anything by Giacomo Agostini
It was going well, this whirlwind romance
Until I fell off the bike not very cleanly
Boadicea's Chariot 