“The ‘Elf and Softy stopped me breathing fire. So what’s your gripe this time?”
Anyone round here seen a damsel in distress?
Mr George, that cross on your shield is a Christian symbol and therefore offensive to my religious sensibilities and those of others in the community. Remove it immediately or I will have to report you to the authorities.
You can’t kill me – I’m an environmentally friendly Green Dragon.
You just wait until I am upgraded to NVidia Geoforce graphics. Then I will show you who is boss!
Now that we’re a video game, do we get royalties?
George: How very odd. Have you noticed there are shadows and a rainbow and yet it is night?
Dragon: Yes, I do find it somewhat puzzling.This must be a fantasy world.
Horse: Niegh! Never mind let’s just play. Who’s turn first?
As a matter of curiosity why have I been portrayed as a dinosaur again?
Gurgle, gurgle.
Boadicea's Chariot 
“The ‘Elf and Softy stopped me breathing fire. So what’s your gripe this time?”
Anyone round here seen a damsel in distress?
Mr George, that cross on your shield is a Christian symbol and therefore offensive to my religious sensibilities and those of others in the community. Remove it immediately or I will have to report you to the authorities.
You can’t kill me – I’m an environmentally friendly Green Dragon.
You just wait until I am upgraded to NVidia Geoforce graphics. Then I will show you who is boss!
Now that we’re a video game, do we get royalties?
George: How very odd. Have you noticed there are shadows and a rainbow and yet it is night?
Dragon: Yes, I do find it somewhat puzzling.This must be a fantasy world.
Horse: Niegh! Never mind let’s just play. Who’s turn first?
As a matter of curiosity why have I been portrayed as a dinosaur again?
Gurgle, gurgle.