That is, if you fancy your chances of winning the Chariot’s exciting Easter pome competition (or if you just like messing with words).
There are plenty of targets at which to aim your vitriol, I’m sure – or on which to lavish your praises too. From the Tideway Twerp to Shivnarine Chanderpaul, from Assad to Bubba, from Balotelli to Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger. The very stuff of the classic cinquain.
Backside
Alter ego
Never looks back
Can’t avoid his gaze
Pest
Boadicea's Chariot 
Swimmer
making protest
interrupting boat race
hit repeatedly by oars
Dead.
A flurry!
A flurry indeed, PG! Impressive incursions from the muse.
Matt,
BBC weatherboy
is a raging,
lilting, and politically correct
McMetrosexual.
OZ