More from the ‘couldn’t make it up department.’
How on earth do you become a qualified municipal electrician in South Africa?
This an actual sign with instructions for electricians to follow in case of a power failure at the Marikana sub-station, between Pretoria and Rustenburg.
I found it on a site specializing in technology for lawyers so it must be genuine 😉
Boadicea's Chariot 
Now you now why it’s called Darkest Africa 🙂
G’morgen, Soutie! Do they get a free subscription to ‘Improve your Memory’ first?
Morning Janus, this of course assumes that they can read English!
Ah, but Soutie, is this English or one of our other 11 official languages?
Hm. #9 and #10 throw doubt on the writer’s proficiency too!
Howzit Sipu, it’s been suggested that it’s a translation from Chinese (by a Chinaman perhaps?)