My friend went to a toy shop yesterday to find a birthday present for his son & asked… “Do you have any models of Italian cruise liners?”
“Yes we do.” Said the bloke behind the counter.
…”Can you put it on one side for me?” he replied.
Today’s sick joke
Boadicea's Chariot 
Hee Hee!
I saw Stephen Hawking withdrawing from a cashpoint last night.
It’s nice to see he’s finally found someone. 🙂