A blonde was mowing the lawn in her garden and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass.
She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to Tesco!
Why Tesco??
HELLOOOOOOOOO!
Tesco is the largest re-tailer in the UK !!!
Blonde joke
Boadicea's Chariot 
groan! 🙂
If she’d cut off her hand would she go to the second hand shop?
Very topical, Zen.
Sleep well.