Shakespearean Terms of Endearment…

Thou bootless doghearted hugger mugger

Thous loggerheaded motley-minded joithead

Thou misbegotten bat-fowling footlicker

Asses are made to bear and so are you

Thou fobbing, dread-bolted popinjay

Thou surly unchin-snouted haggard

Thou spongy spur galled baggage

A whoreson, beetle-headed, flap-eared knave!—

 

You heedless joltheads and unmannered slaves!

 

Go to, you’re a dry fool; I’ll no more of you:
besides, you grow dishonest.

 

Oh, you are sick of self-love… and taste
with a distempered appetite.

 

And…

Thou jarring, beetle-headed knave. 🙂

3 thoughts on “Shakespearean Terms of Endearment…”

  1. Didn’t mince his words, did he!

    I’ve just finished reading book about Shakespeare – extremely interesting!

  2. And that is only David Cameron. Wait till he starts on Millipede and Cleggover!

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