This morning I went to the Benefits Office to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare.” So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English and have no frigging clue who their Dads are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My dogs get their first cheques next Friday.
Boadicea's Chariot 
Woof woof! I’m surprised she had to look this one up.
🙂
Send the lazy tykes out to work. 🙂
Lovely!
I’d rather my money went to dogs than some of the vermin that get it…..
Me too!