The Canadian government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Beaver to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance….A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed!
Damn, it just doesn’t get more accurate than that!
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Heh, heh, is the conservative paarty going to follow suit, d’ye think?
They also waste a lot of valuable time, make the user look ridiculous, and often fail when most needed, just like … …well governments everywhere.
Shame…..I like beavers….. đ