The latest toy has hit the shops…
a talking Muslim doll.
Nobody knows what the fuck it says,
because no one has the guts to pull the cord.
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Boadicea's Chariot 
Rumour has it that one person tried. The last things that were heard were a tinny “allahu akbar” and then a small explosion.
I can see her hands, feet, face and up her skirt. How can I be expected to control myself and not rape her before I pull the chord?
Disgusting, cover her up
Cuprum: you’ve got it wrong. According to Arabs, it’s the men who needed to be protected from the insatiable sexual appetites of women. Better hope you can outrun her!
Disgusting herecy, language and vulgarity. I appeal to the censor! 🙂
Nope, you don’t appeal to me at all, Janus.
Did you mean ‘heresy’?
Bearsy, mea maxima culpa. And what a relief! 🙂