I’m on a roll.

After a long night of making love,
the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman’s nightstand by the bed.

He begins to worry.
’Is this your husband?’ he nervously asks.

‘No, silly,’ she replies, snuggling up to him.

‘Your boyfriend, then?’ he continues.

‘No, not at all,’ she says, nibbling away at his ear.

‘Is it your dad or your brother?’ he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

‘No, no, no! You are so hot when you’re jealous!’ she answers.

‘Well, who in the hell is he, then?’  he demands.

She whispers in his ear
 ‘That’s me before the surgery.’


9 thoughts on “I’m on a roll.”

  1. There were a lot of drunken servicemen who were fooled in Bugis Street Singapore. Some did a runner, some didn’t.


  2. Ja well, if we’re doing funnies, I’ve been waiting for an opportunity to post this one…

    My wife and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night. “Did you smell that food?…incredible!” she said.

    Being the nice guy I am I thought “to heck with it, I’ll treat her”
    So we walked past it again!

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