Questions

An arab boy asks his father.

“What is that weird hat you are wearing?’

“It is a ‘Chechia’ because in the desert, it protects our head from the sun.”

“What is this type of clothing are we wearing?”

“It is a ‘Djabellah’ because in the desert, it is really hot.”

“What are these ugly shoes we have on our feet?”

“These are ‘Babouches’ which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert.”

“Tell me papa?”

“Yes my son.”

“Why are we living in Bradford and still wearing this shit?”