A glass of wine

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
and those who don’t and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litter of water each day.
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of E. Coli bacteria
found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer,
tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor.
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit.

P.S. Before anyone falls out of their pram about the authenticity of the quote or the scientific evidence at hand, read my Tag. 🙂