A fifteen year old boy, from a remote Scotish island, and his father were visiting the big city one day. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, ‘What’s this Father?’
The father (never having seen a lift) replied, ‘Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don’t know what it is.’
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number… and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son…..
‘Go get your Mother’
Boadicea's Chariot 
Many thanks for the ‘Like.’ Bearsy. I hope you & Boa don’t mind me putting up jokes? Remember Chuckles from The Dark Side, I wonder what happened to him?
No problem Toc. I may groan on occasion, and sometimes Boadicea has to ask me to explain the naughty bits, but no problem. 😎
a bright start to the day 🙂
10/10 on the laughometer Toc 🙂
Staying in Scotland – a page found by accident today: –
A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Scotsman man shouts ‘ Awa ye feel hoor thatâs full Oâ coos Sharn’
(Don’t drink the water, it’s full of cow s ** t.)
The man shouts back ‘I’m English, Speak English, I don’t understand you’.
The Scotsman man shouts back ‘Use both hands, you’ll get more in.’
http://www.scotlandvacations.com/scottishhumour.htm
There is a Welsh version as well PB. 🙂
Probably a ‘universal joke’ – there was a diplomatic incident between France and Belgium some time ago over what we call Irish jokes and the Irish would call ‘Kerry’ jokes.