My nookie days are over, my pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal, is now my water spout.
Time was, when of its own accord from my pants it would spring,
but now i have a ‘king job to find the bloody thing.
Used to get embarrassed the way it would behave, for every single morning
it stood up when i shaved.
Now as old ages approaches it sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head, and watch me tie my shoes.
🙂
Boadicea's Chariot 
Ah, dear Willie 🙂
Very good Val. 🙂
Just for you:-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_xbrnwvVNA
Oh dear, this has brought back memories of my honeymoon when MrsOMG first saw me naked in all my glory. She took one look and said “Hmm, looks like a pric* only it’s smaller.
How cruel. 🙂
Toc
Cheers mate, I can see you are really broken up by it.
Oh my goodness, I love that Toc, just love it, I’ll have to play again now. Thank you xxxxx
The poem is bloody good as well Val. 🙂
Just keep taking those little blue tablets 🙂
Can you recommend a reliable supplier FeEG? 🙂
Where there’s a will there’s a way…