Moshe, a Jewish visitor to India , asks the waiter in the restaurant:
– ‘Are there any Indian Jews?’
The waiter said,
– ‘I won’t be knowing, but I will ask the Chef.
After he returned from the kitchen a few minutes later:
– ‘No sir, no Indian Jews.’
The jew wasn’t really satisfied with that and asked,
– ‘Are you absolutely sure?’
The waiter, realizing he was dealing with a ‘foreigner’ gave the expected answer,
– ‘I check again,’
and went back into the kitchen.
The waiter returned and said,
– ‘I asked the Chef and the Captain and my boss and they all say there is no Indian Jews.’
Moshe said:
‘I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in India .
Are you certain? ‘I just can’t believe it!’
The frustrated waiter:
– Listen you asshole, I asked EVERYONE,’
All we have is Mango Jews, Pineapple Jews, Orange Jews, Coconut Jews & Tomato Jews!
No Indian Jews
OK!!!!!???!!!
Boadicea's Chariot 
I met the Jewish Indian kareoke world champion the other day, Solly Gerupta Singh.
I tried, I really did try, but the punch line eluded me, excellent Zen 🙂
OMG 🙂
Back in 1974 in a conversation with one of the Abu Dhabi Shaikhs, I was asked what supported the British miners during their strike, if they weren’t being paid. I told him that it was their Union dues. Ah! he said, they are at the bottom of all the world’s troubles…