My small grandson got lost at the mall, he
approached a uniformed security guard and said,
“I’ve lost my grandpa!”
“The guard asked, “What’s he like?”
The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,
“Jack Daniels and women with big tits.”
Boadicea's Chariot 
He’ll go far! 🙂
While I like the odd JD, I would have been more impressed if he had said, “an 18 year old single malt”. The other bit is fine, however 🙂
🙂