Me too. With the Starlings nesting in the eaves, the car and the conservatory roof are bloody well covered in sh1t. One actually scored a direct hit on Mrs Toc’s head the other day. What a mess! She didn’t believe me when I told her she was in for some good luck. 🙂
IF you can find one for baby crap, which also clears up the mess, gives a deft wipe and dispenses with bad smells, then I swear I will be your friend forever
Heh, heh
Clare it sounds as though you need a fairy godmother to relieve you of all responsibility for a whole weekend! If I lived closer I could come and babysit.
Just thinking about this is rather curious. Considering how many birds we have in the garden as spousal unit provides a non stop feast for all of them, it is a bit of a mystery that they hardly ever seem to crap on the cars or outside furniture, maybe they prefer the trees of which there are many?
Perhaps it is just the sheer density of houses and people in the Europe, that one’s chances of being crapped upon go up so dramatically.
Boadicea's Chariot 
Where can I get one of those, love it.
Me too. With the Starlings nesting in the eaves, the car and the conservatory roof are bloody well covered in sh1t. One actually scored a direct hit on Mrs Toc’s head the other day. What a mess! She didn’t believe me when I told her she was in for some good luck. 🙂
IF you can find one for baby crap, which also clears up the mess, gives a deft wipe and dispenses with bad smells, then I swear I will be your friend forever
Heh, heh
Clare it sounds as though you need a fairy godmother to relieve you of all responsibility for a whole weekend! If I lived closer I could come and babysit.
Just thinking about this is rather curious. Considering how many birds we have in the garden as spousal unit provides a non stop feast for all of them, it is a bit of a mystery that they hardly ever seem to crap on the cars or outside furniture, maybe they prefer the trees of which there are many?
Perhaps it is just the sheer density of houses and people in the Europe, that one’s chances of being crapped upon go up so dramatically.