Years ago I bought a book called Word Games by Peter Newby, mainly because it cost virtually nothing … I’ve hardly looked at it since, but tonight I flicked through it and this caught my eye.
The idea is to describe a play, film, etc. using its constituent letters, in the right order, to start each word. Apparently New Statesman used to run competitions along these lines, and examples of readers’ responses included:
Just a white shark
Endless vivacity in the Argentine
This has everything: syrupy outbursts, uplifting nannies, dancing over flowery mounts, unctuous songs involving children
After a brief think I came up with Time has elapsed. Brother is gone. Cold horror is looming large (well, The Big Chill was about death, kind of, even if it was a comedy).
Why not have a go?
Great fun! Brain not in gear right now, so I will come back to this one 😉
Make sure you do, young lady. 🙂
Unintelligible Literature Yet Somehow Satisfying, Ending Strange
That’ll do nicely, cpb. 🙂
Anyway, I’m off to bed … goodnight.
Most obscure bloody yarn, does include cetacean killing.
excellent
I will, hon. Night night 😉
Thank you CPB I liked Ulysses. How about
Disturbingly realistic scenario, tale relates a nuclear gaffe, earthly life obliterated very easily.
ooh good one LW
back at you…
man ascends. gorges, imbibes, chats. Man overstays, utters nonsense. tedious and insipid narrative
no one else playing?
Loud Obnoxious Ruler Dies. Other Fellow Triumphs, Heroic Ending Resulting In Nasty Guys’ Sunset
Thank you, Low Wattage and cyanide p bunny … some excellent ones there. 🙂
A movie I watched recently:
The weighty evidence lies very emphatically against ‘not guilty’ return, yet maverick entreats naysaying.
Also:
Some interesting drunken episodes … wine and, yes, sex.
Love this. Will return
Americans Rescue Mankind Again Groan, Extraterrestrial Deep Drilling, Oscar Nominated.
Brendano,
Twelve Angry Men, Fonda, my fav film of all time. If they EVER try to remake it, I will have to go over there and get postal.
Nice one, Ferret. Yes, I hadn’t seen TAM in ages … really enjoyed it. Brilliant film.
Back to the game…
Extra
Terrestrial. 🙂
Cartoon
About
Redneck
Sedans.
Easy, too!
Ferret, my #18 was meant as a quip on your #16, not a judgement on your #17 (another good one). 🙂
Jet-setting adversaries murder English spies – but 007 never dies
I like it, gwen … that sums up about 20 movies. 🙂
like it
Lascivious
Older
Lag
Invites
Teenaged
Advances
Awaken-Land-Infect-Explode-Neutralize
Turin
Has
Enourmously
–
Irate
Traffic
As
Looters
Introduce
A
Nasty
–
Jam
Over
Bullion
ferret. you have a gift.
Just about wonderful sharks
Mr P Bunny,
That Alien one was no slouch either chum. 🙂
Ssshhhh. I’m thinking 😉
Val
Easily
Rises
To
Invent
Good
Opener
🙂
Thanks for all the above. Here’s another:
Going repeatedly over unusually noisome day has old grouch developing a yearning.
Airborne probe overtly curtailing a lunatic yank pursuing some extreme notions of war.
LW,
Missing a little something between pursuing and extreme. 🙂
Morning Ferret: Yes, indeed, how about a little something like “some”, which mysteriously disappeared between the draft and the post. Maybe if I ask politely Brendano will edit it back in.
Considerate Dunne, LW.
Sorry, that should read ‘consider it done’. 🙂
Two
have
‘earning’
Brainwave –
let
undercover
ex-convicts
stage
Band
reworking
older
terrific
hits.
ends
really
spectacularly
Flagrantly restrained, enormously entertaining whale in likeable lagoonal yarn.
Thank you Brendano, your comment reminded me of the title of a new book on the origin of Shakespeare’s works “Contested Will”.
LW, our comments made me think of a Dublin literary man named ‘Con’ Leventhal and the story of how he got his nickname, which I couldn’t quite remember. I Googled for it and couldn’t find it, but I did find this and thought it might interest you (at least in parts … it’s quite long).
http://www.lrb.co.uk/v29/n07/colm-toibin/my-darlings
I remember ToibÃn’s piece on Guinness that you posted.
Audacious
tale-telling
of
naughty
eyewitness
medller:
estrangement
never-ending
tradgedy.
Yikes Nym,
Gratuitous use of two hyphens there.
V Close to th eknuckle my girl. 🙂
So sorry, Furry-Ferret.
Brilliant contributions, but I’m hopeless at this sort of thing.
One less here:
Audacious
tale
of
naughty
eyewitness
medller:
estrangement
never-ending
tradgedy.
I’ll have a go though:
Hippy Artistes Intentional Revelations.
American
irony
ridicules
previous
laughable
air-crash
nasties
effortlessly
Baby animals mean big interest
Ban all bacon-eaters
Hello Brendano! Love the Europe avatar. Said I’d be back, din I?
Right; here goes:
Get Loud And Dangerous In A Tale Of Rome
Hi pseu, Araminta, Claire. Excellent acronyms. 🙂
Glad you like the avatar, Claire. I used to use a similar one on MyT in the early days. Not many seemed to like it there, but it now has a 100% approval rating here. 🙂
I think it’s excellent, Brendano. Good blog, this, as well 😉