An Open Letter to the Furry Mustelid.

Sir,

It has been brought to my attention that, following a recent success in the highly regarded 19th Photography Competition, the only thing standing between me and the first ever Triple Crown award here at Boadicea’s Chariot is a positive decision regarding the Creative Writing Competition wisely and skillfully set by your good self and closing in the next few days.

A lifetime spent in the business of marketing valuable and useful technology to reluctant corporate personnel has taught me the value of careful and thorough preparation of one’s case.  I offer the following observations merely as background to what will obviously be a difficult and demanding decision which you will be required to make following December 28, 2011.

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