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Use a Patch

The other day I needed to go to casualty. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Airline uniform and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.

When I went into casualty I noticed that 75% of the people got up and left. I suspect they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here’s the patch.

Feel free to use it the next time you’re in need of quicker emergency service.

It also works at the DSS. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundry, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

Don’t try it at McDonald’s though…..The whole shift got up and left and l never got my order…

Let’s rock!

The Rolling Stones – Sympathy for the Devil

Three more for Johnny’s best beaches

Three of my favourites. Two are opposite ends of Rhossili Bay on the Gower in quite different conditions and times of year.

The other one is Camusdarach Beach, up the coast from Arisaig, Scotland. Continue reading “Three more for Johnny’s best beaches”

So far I’ve seen Toy Story 3 twice and will try and tag along when my sister’s family decides to see it. Without sounding over the top I have to say this film is absolutely flawless. Four years in the making, Pixar refused to make a cash in quick follow up to Toy Story 2 (a film sequel better than the original, IMO); they’ve created a masterpiece. Continue reading “More than a Toy Story”