Author: zenrules

Any change is resisted because bureaucrats have a vested interest in the chaos in which they exist.
Richard M. Nixon

Goodnight everyone, sleep well.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams

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Honky Tonk Woman – The Stones

Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates.
Gore Vidal

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The other day I needed to go to casualty. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Airline uniform and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.

When I went into casualty I noticed that 75% of the people got up and left. I suspect they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here’s the patch.

Feel free to use it the next time you’re in need of quicker emergency service.

It also works at the DSS. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundry, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

Don’t try it at McDonald’s though…..The whole shift got up and left and l never got my order…

The Rolling Stones – Sympathy for the Devil

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
P. J. O’Rourke

Goodnight everyone,sleep well.

Queen – Another one bites the dust.

Adapt or perish, now as ever, is nature’s inexorable imperative.
H. G. Wells

Goodnight everyone, sleep well.