Author: zenrules

An attorney arrived Continue reading “Misunderstanding”

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have £49.00 today.

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have £33.00 today.

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have £0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased£1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received £214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

A recent study found that the average Briton walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Britons drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be British, doesn’t it?

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Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children. Continue reading “Together at last”

A BEAUTIFUL POEM ABOUT GROWING OLDER:

Bugger…I forgot the words….

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:

Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” Continue reading “Signs”

A woman walks into the Camborne benefits office, trailed by 15 kids… Continue reading “Our society”

A teddy bear is working on a building site. He goes for a tea break and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen. The bear is angry and reports the theft to the foreman. The foreman grins at the bear and says “Oh, I forgot to tell you, today’s the day the teddy bears have their pick nicked.”