Author: zenrules

64,MS,wheelchair,angry

Puzzlement.

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A young Arab asks his father:

What is this weird hat that we are wearing?

Why, it’s a “chechia” because in the desert it protects
our heads from the sun!

And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing?

It’s a “djbellah” because in the desert it is very hot and
it protects your body!

And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet?

These are “babouches”, which keep us from burning our
feet when in the desert!

Tell me papa?

Yes my son?

Then, why the hell do we live in Bradford ???

A Wee Scottish Tale.

A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn on the St Andrews course.

A groundskeeper shouts: ‘Dinnae drink tha waater! Et’s foo ae coo’s shite an pish!’

The golfer replies: ‘My Good fellow, I’m from England . Could you repeat that for me, in English!?’

The keeper replies: ‘I said, use two hands – you’ll spill less that way!

The angry blonde…

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small town in Essex. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

“I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination, against not only blondes, but women in general…and all in the name of humour!”

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologise, and the blonde yells,

“You stay out of this mate! I’m talking to that little shit on your lap!”