Author: zenrules

Paco de Lucía, Concierto de Aranjuez Part2

I’ve had three wives and three guitars. I still play the guitars.
Andres Segovia

Goodnight everyone, sleep well.

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, “What’s wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird.

“I had tolio as a child,” he answered.

“You mean polio?” she asked.

“No, tolio . The disease only affected my toes.”

When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked

“What’s wrong with your knees? They’re all lumpy and deformed!”

“As a child, I also had kneasles,” he explained.

“You mean measles?” she asked.

“No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees.”

The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.

As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.

“Don’t tell me,” she said.

“Let me guess…

Smallcox !

JH/ All Along the Watchtower

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.
Jimi Hendrix

Goodnight everyone, sleep well.

Said an envious, erudite ermine,

“There’s one thing I cannot determine:

When a girl wears my coat,

She’s a person of note.

When I wear it, I’m called only vermin.”

Jimi Hendrix – Hey Joe

I may be a living legend, but that sure don’t help when I’ve got to change a flat tire.
Roy Orbison

Goodnight everyone, sleep well.

Sinatra – That’s Life

You gotta love livin’, baby, ’cause dyin’ is a pain in the ass.
Frank Sinatra

Goodnight everyone, sleep well.