Author: zenrules

I have to go out, I may be some time.

Edgar Evans

Goodnight everyone, sleep well.

I never knew whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his senses.
William Makepeace Thackeray

Goodnight everyone, sleep well.

The Beachboys

Her old installation disc is not compatible with Windows 7. Virgin are sending her the gismo to rectify it, but it will take a few days before we see her here again.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Mark Twain

Goodnight everyone, sleep well.

Delilah

Thanks to all who tried to help. She has had no luck today, but hopes tomorrow will be better.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Casey Stengel

Goodnight everyone, sleep well.

One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a Retirement Village. On the
front lawn was six old ladies, lying naked on the grass.

I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way.

On my return trip, I passed the same Retirement Village with the same six old
ladies lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the better of me & I went inside to talk to the

Retirement Village Administrator,

‘Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?’

‘Yes,’ she said. ‘They’re retired prostitutes – they’re having a garage sale.’