Author: zenrules

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Continue reading “What’s in a name?”

A little Muslim kid, crying, can’t find his mother in the supermarket.

The store attendant says “What does your mother look like?”
The kid says “I have no f***ing idea!”

God was missing for six days. Continue reading “And then God created Wales”

Of course I love ya darling
You’re a bloody top notch bird
And when I say you’re gorgeous
I mean every single word Continue reading “Australian love poem”

A man walks into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself and asks, “May I buy you a cocktail?”

“No thank you,” Maxine replies, “alcohol is bad for my legs.”

“Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?”

“No, they spread.”

Your Duck is Dead–

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. Continue reading “It may be old, but I love it!”

I’m corpsed today!

Continue reading “For Bearsy and Soutie”