Author: zenrules

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: Continue reading “Who was Jesus?”

A great match.

Reported killed while fleeing an air raid this morning.

A WOMAN’S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won’t be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN’S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.. This
doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.

As it is getting darker these days, with Autumn coming,

I stopped in to visit my dyslexic friend last week end.

He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.

I said to him:

“You idiot!”

“You’re supposed to turn your clock back!

A Drover walks into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side. Continue reading “Aussie Blonde Joke”