Indoles Simulatio

The Genie

Three men are hopelessly lost in the desert of Saudi Arabia
An Australian, An Arab and a Jew
Suddenly they find a magic lamp in the sand
They begin rubbing it and a Genie appears Continue reading “The Genie”

Have a Laugh!

This week is Breast Awareness Week.
Spread the slogan ……. “We stare because we care!” Continue reading “Have a Laugh!”

For Claire

Just to stir you, here’s a picture of the real me Continue reading “For Claire”

Computer Repairs

Caller : Hi, our printer is not working.

Customer Service: What is wrong with it?

Caller : Mouse is jammed.

Customer Service: Mouse? Printers don’t have a mouse you fool!

Caller: Mmmmm??… Oh really?… I will send a picture.

My latest groupie

Found this in my email account

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I just glanced your account and it interested me very much. Continue reading "My latest groupie"

Scary Thoughts

The White House has began saying that this oil spill is now considered to be the worst in history. Here is a few things they are not telling us.

This is from an email I received from someone in the know, I have been corresponding with this guy for a few years now and he rarely gets things wrong.

I suppose I should also tell you that just like me, this man is very religious and believes this is part of the end of days but nevertheless he is a very smart man and knows exactly what he’s talking about. Continue reading “Scary Thoughts”

South African World Cup Soccer Chances!

A New Dam For The Amazon

Brazil awarded a domestic consortium rights yesterday to build the world’s third-largest hydroelectric dam in the Amazon rainforest, the last time this happened hundreds of thousands of environmentalists, movie stars and other do-gooders landed on Brazil’s jungles to whinge, whine and moan about the possible destruction of the greatest jungle on our planet.

I still remember those days, virtually everybody jumped on the bandwagon with speeches, books and cries of “Ban the Dam” and after a short period of time in which even government pressure was placed on the banks financing the project the entire deal was killed off.

Do you remember what happened immediately after?

30 Million people living along the coast found that the long awaited jobs they were hoping for never eventuated so they moved into the jungle and started burning and slashing it in order to carve themselves a living, they are still at it.

So if any of you have any ideas about somehow complaining about this new project please remember that it is not only the poor people of Brazil that will benefit from it, so will the jungle.

I for one intend to fight anybody who tries to stop it with all my skills