A wee Scottish tale, which crossed my desk this morning, to cheer your evening…don’t we just love to hate the English?!

A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn on the St Andrews course.

A grounds keeper shouts: ‘Dinnae drink tha waater! Et’s foo ae coo’s shite an pish!’

The golfer replies: ‘My Good fellow, I’m from England . Could you repeat that for me, in English!?’

The keeper replies: ‘I said, use two hands – you’ll spill less that way!

RealClearScience – The Looming Rare Earths Train Wreck

RealClearScience – The Looming Rare Earths Train Wreck.

An article to cheer us all  up:

China controls 95% of the world’s rare earths. They have cut back exports by 40%. The USA’s massive subsidies towards “green” technologies which rely heavily on rare earths, means that in their attempts to reduce reliance on petroleum and gas, they are heading for a huge train wreck with China directing the rails over a possible cliff…

Housing Benefit Cap

Am I missing something here?

The Labour Luvvies claim that the cap (£21,000 for a four bedroom house??) will force people on housing benefit who presently pay more than the proposed caps, in Central London for example, to have to move out.

Ignoring my initial knee-jerk response, of, So what?, surely market forces will cause the landlords to lower rental levels to whatever is payable under the housing benefit system, rather than sit with empty properties.

Or is it the landlords who are stirring up all these protests?

“I feel sure I am right when I say that the less the Afghans see of us, the less they will dislike us.”

– “Bobs” of Kandahar, 1880: Field Marshal Earl Roberts of Kandahar
Field Marshal Frederick Sleigh Roberts, 1st Earl Roberts, Bt, VC, KG, KP, GCB, OM, GCSI, GCIE, PC (30 September 1832 – 14 November 1914) – no slouch when it came to matters, oriental. His wikipedia entry makes interesting reading: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_Roberts,_1st_Earl_Roberts Continue reading ““I feel sure I am right when I say that the less the Afghans see of us, the less they will dislike us.””

Educating the BBC News Announcer/News Producer

Electrocution is the cessation of life caused by the application of an electric current to the body.
We were informed on the news tonight that one of the stories revealed by the Wikileaks was about “a man who had been electrocuted”, and complained about it afterwards – are we in the presence of the Second Resurrection, or just another instance of the BBC’s sloppy use of English?
He had received electric shocks in the course of being tortured. Had he been electrocuted, he wouldn’t be in any position to complain about it…to think there was a time when people all over the world listened to the BBC to improve their english!