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And another thing

Mayor Boris has proved his proletarian potential by giving his goodwife a ride behind him on his bike.

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But the only acceptable second seat on a bike is the croggy – or for the posh lot, the cross bar. The lady is then safely embraced and close enough for canoodling. Ladies’ bikes are useless for the purpose of course, which explains why modern females ride fellas’ bikes.

My pic shows Boris offering a couple of ladies a ride.

  1. July 28, 2015 at 10:31 am

    When I was just a sprog at school, I gave a girl a lift on my crossbar. She bent it 😦

  2. July 28, 2015 at 11:17 am

    The BBC described it as a “backie”, and apparently it’s illegal on a bicycle built for one!

  3. July 28, 2015 at 11:24 am

    I wonder if his wife’s name being “Wheeler” had anything to do with it.

  4. July 28, 2015 at 2:14 pm

    Re. picture, which one is Boris?

  5. July 28, 2015 at 2:42 pm

    Arrers, backies are not kosher, because a manbike has no handbag carrier. 😌

  6. July 28, 2015 at 2:43 pm

    LW, my source couldn’t say.

  7. July 28, 2015 at 2:45 pm

    Gaz, I’m reminded of the guy who got engaged to a contortionist. She broke it off.

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