Mayor Boris has proved his proletarian potential by giving his goodwife a ride behind him on his bike.
But the only acceptable second seat on a bike is the croggy – or for the posh lot, the cross bar. The lady is then safely embraced and close enough for canoodling. Ladies’ bikes are useless for the purpose of course, which explains why modern females ride fellas’ bikes.
My pic shows Boris offering a couple of ladies a ride.
Boadicea's Chariot 
When I was just a sprog at school, I gave a girl a lift on my crossbar. She bent it š¦
The BBC described it as a “backie”, and apparently it’s illegal on a bicycle built for one!
I wonder if his wife’s name being “Wheeler” had anything to do with it.
Re. picture, which one is Boris?
Arrers, backies are not kosher, because a manbike has no handbag carrier. š
LW, my source couldn’t say.
Gaz, I’m reminded of the guy who got engaged to a contortionist. She broke it off.