Belay there, Jim lad,
As I be sure ye lubbers be aware, it be “Talk Like a Pirate Day” today. That being so, I expect all ye swabs to post using the right language or else.
Any sign o’ mutiny, I’ll have the whole scurvy crew of ye sea dogs keelhauled.
Ye be all warned!!!
Aaahaar!
Boadicea's Chariot 
Pieces of eight, pieces of eight! 🙂
Shiver me timbers shipmates, thar’s no usin’ the lubbers hole on this dogwatch, arrh, o arrh, o arrh
An’ a bottle o’ rum!
Pity they don’t have a litter picking day instead!
I was surprised at how short he is, can’t be much more than 5’7″ or 8″, I had to keep bending down to have a word with him, he’s a quite sort, nothing at all like in the movies, in fact he didn’t say a word. And his eyes, that steely stare, he doesn’t seem to ever blink! In fact the time that I was with him I don’t remember him blinking once!
Perhaps the fact that we met at Madame Taussauds had something to do with it 😉
G’morgen, Soutie. Backside says a lot of famous names are short-srses. 🙂 E.g. Mick jagger, Tom Cruise, Tony Robinson, Vlad Putin – to name only the fellas! 🙂