Imagine waking up to that on a Sunday morning.
First things first. Let’s talk Megadeth.
Megadeth front man Dave Mustaine strides through the world of Heavy Metal like a God. “(Metal music) is about doing something no one else does,” Mustaine said. Musty has no tattoos. And that’s totally metal. The title of this blog is the reply he gave to an interviewer when asked why he hasn’t been inked. Consider this viewpoint when looking at the illustrated body of the dimpled-cheeked, old banger of a Northern lass, Cheryl Cole.
Using Cheryl’s bum as the flimsiest excuse to bring metal to the Chariot masses, press the more button if you want to hear a Megadeth video. Go on, you know you want to.
Ah, you made it. Well played.
As ever, Play it loud.
Boadicea's Chariot 
Also using blatant plagiarism, this is quite beyond me! 🙂
At least she’s not naked.
I have to admit I have no idea of who Cheryl Cole is or what megadeath are supposed to do.
Are they really tattoos or just a removable paint job? Looks hideously carcinogenic to me, quite disgusting.
It looks like a particularly unpleasant attack of phlebitis!
You don’t bother much with the popular press, do you Mrs O? Cheryl Cole nee Tweedy, was in a girl band but became famous when her husband footballer cheated on her. Subsequently divorced, though she kept the rats name, she has devoted her time to guest TV appearances and ghastly body art. The big rose thing on her bahookie is a real tattoo. Being a role model for the young there has probably been a few young girls that have copied her style. It’s not good.
Only one A in Megadeth, and they just do what they do.
No wonder! Combination of football and z list celebrities goes down like a lead balloon round here!!!
No wonder I’d never heard of such! Pond life!
I don’t think I am alone taking this stance. Talking to dear friend in Wales, a guy of 59 who I have known well for 20 plus years. Extremely rich farmer, more acres, farms and bank balance than you can shake a stick at. Asked him why he hadn’t had a girlfriend in decades. Boy did I get it in the ear!
(Precis of an hour rant went thus-)
Most women according to him were ugly, over made up, fat, wore disgusting revealing clothes, had body piercing and tattoos and had dyed hair. And then, to boot, only wanted the likes of him to bankroll their excesses shopping! I laughed like a drain, which was quite the wrong thing to do! Had to explain that was exactly what the boy said about most women too! Interestingly both of them and myself all are/were Virgos.
Too fastidious for words!
No wonder so many men turn queer!
He cheered up when I promised to put him as number four on the list! did say I would try to get to him this lifetime! I also explained about prenuptial agreements, don’t think such has got to Wales yet and bought him lunch. Became positively jolly!
Me playing valley agony aunt! Whatever next!!!
Looks very much like she has been badly scalded. I read that she sang her way through 55 hours of the pain as the guy exercised his creative juices. “Pond Life” is correct Mrs O. (Best wishes with the prospective number 4 ha ha.)
And what of the poor tattooer? 55 hours looking at Cheryl’s derrière, humming his theme toon, “Just a thong at twilight.”