Yer gorra laff! Just picture it: a hundred and fifty lads on bikes going like the clappers for 120 miles on Corsica. Then minutes from the finish somebody jams a team-bus on the line. Panic ensues. The finish will now be 300 metres before the line; half the riders get the message and start sprinting; lots of them fall off their bikes; the bus is extracted and the finish line reinstated.
Guess who’s been using up all those illicit drugs since the big clean-up .
Boadicea's Chariot 
Still none of the riders have been shot at yet and that’s quite something for Corsica.
Just as well the Tour has left Corsica.
http://www.nicematin.com/derniere-minute/un-mort-et-trois-blesses-dans-une-fusillade-en-corse.1330209.html