Oh shudder, Janus. That really is a horrific thought. 😉
And Cherie will metamorphose into Claudia Cardinale! 😉
Very witty. 😉
Janus: You have quite put me off my pancakes!
Yeah FEEG, I had to wait till lunchtime to cope with this thought!
Trouble is if he can’t be king of Europe he might just get religion big time instead. It is too near the bone for contemplation!
I must say the mealy mouthed creep would ooze oleaginous pseudo guff with the best of them! Not that I think they would be satisfied with ‘tablets of stone’, or even moron gold, they would probably need a reissue of a platinum diamond encrusted version with a clause of finders keepers!
Boadicea's Chariot 
Oh shudder, Janus. That really is a horrific thought. 😉
And Cherie will metamorphose into Claudia Cardinale! 😉
Very witty. 😉
Janus: You have quite put me off my pancakes!
Yeah FEEG, I had to wait till lunchtime to cope with this thought!
Trouble is if he can’t be king of Europe he might just get religion big time instead. It is too near the bone for contemplation!
I must say the mealy mouthed creep would ooze oleaginous pseudo guff with the best of them! Not that I think they would be satisfied with ‘tablets of stone’, or even moron gold, they would probably need a reissue of a platinum diamond encrusted version with a clause of finders keepers!
PS Mac isn’t quite right akshully: http://www.catholic-hierarchy.org/bishop/bpigr.html
But our Tone wouldn’t dare to call himself Innocent – would he!?