O Zangado, you asked for it….

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN

 

ALL ARE WELCOME

OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include – 

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS – DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Round table discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK

 OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among a panel of experts.

LOSS OF VIRILITY

Losing the remote control to your significant other – Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while shouting

 “It’s not there!”, You’ve moved it!” or “We’ve run out!” – Open forum

 

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role-play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation

 

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counsellors available

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Author: Sarah

No time to lose. No, time to lose. Make time to stand and stare.... Did you see that?

17 thoughts on “O Zangado, you asked for it….”

  2. Where do I sign up? I am apparently in need of help having had pointed discussions with the NSW on all of these subjects and having made the mistake one evening of pointing the TV’s remote control at her and pressing the ‘mute’ button. In retrospect I could have been more diplomatic and won’t try that one again I can tell you. 😦 There again it worked in a way as she didn’t speak to me for three days. 😀

    OZ

  3. I love this, Pseu. But I do think there should be a section on avoiding the bleeding obvious – “There aren’t any apples/bananas/ whatever in the fruit bowl.”

  4. Pseu: The best way to be an “Ideal Shopping Companion” is to go to the pub until the ordeal is over. That way, the bill seems less onerous, somehow! 🙂

  6. This was posted in retaliation…. but as a joke, folks! I don’t believe in reinforcing the male / female differences as a rule…..I’m one who believes that, “Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it!”

  8. Pseu :

    This was posted in retaliation…. but as a joke, folks! I don’t believe in reinforcing the male / female differences as a rule…..I’m one who believes that, “Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it!”

    Never doubted it!

  9. Bravo

    Q. What is the scariest thing a chap can hear from his Significant Other?

    A. After an unusual period of quiet, “I’ve been thinking……”. Bitter personal experience has proven consistently that this always involves significant expenditure of time and/or money (usually both) on the part of a chap with precious little reward as it was her idea in the first place.

    OZ

  15. Madam and me made a rule soon after we got married, never ever go shopping together for clothes, groceries etc. DIY or gardening is tolerable. Cars down to me.
    It has worked well for the past 40 years.

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