Look at ‘im, as proud as Punch
Wi’ ‘is brand new ‘at an’ all!
But ‘is Judy’s always moody
When ‘e takes ‘er to the ball,
‘Cos Darcy’s very classy
And Wembley ain’t quite Pemberley –
So will ‘is pride precede a fall?
Who knows? ‘E’s out to lunch.
Boadicea's Chariot 