The Modern Prometheus

You may have read of the former pub landlord from West Yorkshire that became the first person in the UK to have a hand transplant. Hoping not to lose my right appendage soon or at any time in the future if I do have a mishap I have asked for some special requests because, come on, if you don’t ask you don’t get. Therefore I would like Shane Warne’s wrist, Marvin Hagler’s knuckles and Warren Beatty’s fingertips. Thank you very much.

Going the whole whack and entering into Wildenstein territory if I needed a head transplant I’d opt for Martin Scorsese’s eyebrows…

5 thoughts on “The Modern Prometheus”

  1. JW, you raise a very promising business idea! I’m going to recruit all your heroes (and heroines, of course) and sign them up to sell their relevant bits for further use – when they can no longer use them themselves. There is already a queue forming for Angelina’s lips and the parts that Baywatch fans would love to reach……

  2. Glad you’re all taking this seriously.

    Feetwise, Soutie, it’d have to be Messi’s left and McCulloch’s right though it’ll be a problem buying a pair of shoes. (P.S. huge Curb/Seinfeld fan and enjoyed your clip on JM’S post)

    I like the look of OMG’s eyes so I’ll add that to the mix. The composite is starting to take shape.

  3. Here is an admission: I never understood why Mary Shelly subtitled her book that way. I only knew Prometheus to have been the Titan who gave fire to mankind. I did not realise that he had actually created mankind. So, once again I am a little bit wiser for having visited these pages.

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