The republicans were having a party
With cake ‘n things like that
They were drunk on the black stuff
And making jokes about Mick and Pat
Goodwill to all men and terrorists
Was toasted round the fireside
Tourettes Tony said “I don’t give a Farc!”
Before he was thrown outside
Some guy was blowing up balloons
To bring some cheer to the room
He blew the rubber up too much
And it exploded with a boom
Boadicea's Chariot 