This is a transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US Naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio convorsation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10/1o/95
AMERICANS: – Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
CANADIANS: – Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid collision.
AMERICANS: – This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship, I say again, divert YOUR course.
CANADIANS: – No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
AMERICANS: – THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT’S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
CANADIANS: – This is a lighthouse. Â Your call.
Happy Monday everyone.
OZ
Chuckle. 🙂
Here’s another 😉
Conversation overheard on the VHF Guard [Emergency] frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Europe to Dubai.
Iranian Air Defence: “Unknown Aircraft you are in Iranian airspace, identify yourself”.
Aircraft: “This is a British Aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace”.
Air Defence: ” You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart we will launch interceptor aircraft”.
Aircraft: “This is a ‘Royal Air Force GR4 Tornado Fighter’. Send’em up…………I’ll WAIT” !!!!
Iranian Air Defence: …………………Total SILENCE.
Chuckle II 🙂
OZ
Double chuckles. Cheers.
Can only add the personal story of when I once went into, what I thought, was a private taxi. The driver said to me “I’m not a Taxi!”
Boom, Boom. i!