Diane Sawyer is a very fine lady
Reading out the newscasts on the ABC.
That ain’t working that’s the way to do it
Read the autocue and get your juice for free.
Now that ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
Lemme tell you that blonde ain’t dumb.
Maybe needs a little bit of help though
To stop her falling down on her bum.
We gotta go out huntin’ every mornin’
Just to put some fresh meat on the barbeque
We gotta hunt those wild boar and partridge
We gotta hunt those quai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ail
See the little Donald with the syrup and the golf course?
Yeah buddy, that’s not his hair.
Little Donald doesn’t like Obama
And he’s been on the juice allegedly,
Ranting on the Twatter like a chimpanzee
Little Donald should take some advice
Stay away from bars, the booze and the bottles
Especially on election night
We gotta go out huntin’ every mornin’
Just to put some fresh meat on the barbeque
We gotta hunt those wild boar and partridge
We gotta hunt those quai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ail
I shoulda learned to to play them at their game
I shoulda learned to play the field.
Stay back in The Cave and get stuck into the bourbon
Boy, I could have had some fun.
We gotta learn that being daddy’s favoured
Or having a really big head of hair
Don’t make you something special.
But they’re up there feeding on the cult of celebrity.
We gotta go out huntin’ every mornin’
Just to put some fresh meat on the barbeque
We gotta hunt those wild boar and partridge
We gotta hunt those quai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ail
With apologies to Mark Knopfler
OZ
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