My Olympic Pome

We have got tickets to both the Main Olympics and the Paralympics, but I am not sure the events will be as exciting as described in my pome! 🙂

The Original Olympics

The original Olympics
Were very, very rude
For all the chaps who did take part
Did so in the nude.

Can you imagine
If you ever dare
The sight of all those dangly bits
Swinging in the air?

No ladies were allowed there
Not a bosom to be seen
No lovely, wobbling, floppy bits
Now that would be obscene.

Imagine beach volleyball
All played in the nuddy
That would most certainly upset
Your local fuddy-duddy!